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Trusted for custom printing and casual wear, the Gildan 18500 is a reliable choice that balances comfort and longevity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Human involvement in the printing process can lead to minor variations in the exact placement of prints on garments and products.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 18500 is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. \u003cbr\u003e.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.\u003cbr\u003e.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. 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The black fabric and white Gothic lettering read like a personal emblem: bold, unapologetic, and quietly confrontational. The oversized pouch pocket and double-lined hood make it feel lived-in from day one. Sleeve and wrist prints add layered detail up close, while the crossed-back graphic gives a streetwear edge that works whether you’re on a late-night ride, at a DIY show, or just moving through the city. 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